-I'm Charlene.
-I'm married to Jay.
-I'm mother to Leela.
-Nurse extraordinaire.
-Libertarian.
-I'm a sucker for comedy...especially slapstick.
-I honestly can't take myself seriously.
-I own a wiener dog
-I have a serious appreciation for assholes.
-I'm a really good cook and an even better baker.
-I have a lizard. And he is awesome.
-I love hockey. Especially the NY Rangers.
-I can put stuff together. Like tables. And chairs.
-I play classical guitar.
-I love music.
-I'm more fun than you.
-I was hating people before hating people was fashionable.
I can’t sleep anymore. I’m so horrifically uncomfortable and as soon as I start dozing off Leela wakes up and starts thrashing around like a fool. I’ve slept maybe 3 hours in the past 2 days.