Tastes Like Burning.

Wit is Educated Insolence

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jtem asked: You realize that you're the only person to answer that personal-questions challenge. I think you & I were the only people crazy enough to not blow it off...

We’re the only ones cool enough and interesting enough to do it.

And by cool and interesting, I mean sad and lonely. :(

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Anonymous asked: I love your blog. I just wanted to know what do you think of sassphrodite? spewingoutspawns? mammarazzi?

…Thank you for loving my blog but I ain’t doing the URL game.

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Leela is sleeping and I’m staying up for awhile since I work tomorrow night.

So I’ll do this thing that the lovely jtem tagged me in because I’m a self-absorbed asshole.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR: 
1. last beverage = Water
2. last phone call = Momma
3. last text message =  A message to Jay that says, “God. I hate Kristie. Like, the fact that she has a sex album on Facebook makes me want to vomit everywhere. She’s so fucking nasty.”
4. last song you listened to = Billy Joel, “Uptown Girl”
5. last time you cried = Probably today. I think my back was hurting or some shit. I don’t know. I cry all the fucking time.

HAVE YOU EVER: 
6. dated someone twice = No. I didn’t do second chances.
7. been cheated on = Yes. He was a complete moron anyway and it totally did me the favor of finally ending a settled, shitty relationship.

8. kissed someone & regretted it = No. 

9. lost someone special = Yes.
10. been depressed = Yes.
11. been drunk and threw up = Back in my younger days. I haven’t thrown up from drinking since I was a teenager I don’t think… But I also don’t drink more than a few glasses of wine like once a year now.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
Blue, purple, red

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 
15. Made a new friend =  Sure.
16. Fallen out of love = Nope.
17. Laughed until you cried = I live with Jay. I pretty much always laugh until I cry.
18. Met someone who changed you = Not in the past year.
19. Found out who your true friends are = I’ve always known
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = I’m friends with Jay so yeah.

GENERAL: 
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? I don’t even know how many facebook friends I have because I don’t really care enough to click over on the tabs to look. But most of them.
24. Do you have any pets = This asshole:

I also have a lizard named Chaplin. Jay has a cat but I don’t count her as my pet because she’s awful.
25. Do you want to change your name = I changed my last name when I got hitched but I absolutely hate my first name. I wouldn’t know what to change it to, though. And I’d never remember that I changed it.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Went to dinner with Jay.
27. What time did you wake up today = I was up around 7:30ish.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = My ass was knocked out.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Retirement.
30. Last time you saw your Mother =A few hours ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I’d not have to work.
32. What are you listening to right now = Billy Joel
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yes
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Everything is always on my nerves.
35. Most visited webpage = Probably Tumblr, Facebook, and my job’s work portal so I can do my documentation and shit.
36. Blood type = O negative.
37. Nickname = Charlie, Char, Weenie.
38. Relationship Status = Married.
39. Zodiac sign = I don’t even know. I was an aquarius but then it changed a few years ago to capricorn and I just really don’t care. I never bothered with that crap.
40. Pronouns = She, her, whatever.
41. Elementary =  Yes?
42. High School = Did.
43. College =Finished.
44. Hair color = Dark blondish, light brown.
45. Long or short = Wayyyyy too long right now.
46. Height = 5’4”
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = No.
48. What do you like about yourself? = I’m pretty smart.
50. Tattoos = I don’t have any.
51. Righty or lefty = Righty.
52. First surgery = Cholecystectomy in 2011.
53. First piercing = Ears when I was like 8.
54. First best friend = My heterosexual lifemate, Erica.
55. First sport you joined = I played in a basketball league when I was a kid.
56. First vacation = Probably to North Carolina as a kid.
58. First pair of trainers = I don’t know.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Nothing.
60. Drinking = Nothing
61. I’m about to = Go to bed.
62. Listening to = I feel like this question has been asked like 3 times. Billy Joel.
63. Waiting for = Bed.
64. Want kids? = I’d like to think so.
65. Get Married? = Yep.
66. Career? = Right now I’m a bedside nurse. Eventually I’d like to get into nurse practice education/administration

WHICH IS BETTER: 
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs
69. Shorter or taller = Taller
70. Older or Younger = Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Arms
73. Sensitive or loud = Loud
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Jay’s a mixture of both.

HAVE YOU EVER: 
76. Kissed a stranger = No.
77. Drank hard liquor = Not in years.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Yes
79. Sex on first date = Nope.
80. Broke someone’s heart = Yes.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yes.
82. Been arrested = Nope.
83. Turned someone down = Yes.
84. Cried when someone died = Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend = I guess.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Yes. I’m the cockiest son of a bitch you’ll ever meet.
87. Miracles = No.
88. Love at first sight = Yes.
89. Heaven =I don’t know.
90. Santa Claus = No.
91. Kiss on the first date = Yeah.
92. Angels = No.

This was stupid. You should feel bad for tagging me, JTEM.

I’ll tag everyone that wants to do it. Whatever.

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I took a naked picture and sent it to Jay,
as married couples often do, and for some reason I had a nightmare that I accidentally posted the picture to my fathers Facebook and embarrassed the family name.