Tastes Like Burning.

Wit is Educated Insolence

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I have a sinking, sad feeling in the pit oft stomach.

Maybe it has something to do with putting away Leela’s baby clothes tonight.

I can’t believe how big my little girl is already.

I think I need a newborn in my life.

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Anonymous asked: I think you've got mad eyebrow game, girl. Just a little anon love to help balance the tables.

Right on.

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the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”


People need to understand why Douglas Adams is my absolute favorite.

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

People need to understand why Douglas Adams is my absolute favorite.

(Source: pizzahottie, via codenamekittyhawk)

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We live in strange times. We also live in strange places: each in a universe of our own. The people with whom we populate our universes are the shadows of whole other universes intersecting with our own. Being able to glance out into this bewildering complexity of infinite recursion and say things like, “Oh, hi, Ed! Nice tan. How’s Carol?” involves a great deal of filtering skill for which all conscious entities have eventually to develop a capacity in order to protect themselves from the contemplation of the chaos through which they seethe and tumble. So give your kid a break, okay?

Douglas Adams: Mostly Harmless 

Practical Parenting in a Fractally Demented Universe 

(via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

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oddl1ng:

naturalmomma:

crankymom:

Yes!

Yes, but REALLY research it. Don’t just read blogs, look at the actual peer reviewed research (hint: there isn’t any for some of it, like placenta encapsulation has no proven benefits). Be aware that a lot of pseudoscience (like ‘leaky gut syndrome’) can easily sound like real science. Also be aware that if you research something like cloth diapers and decide they aren’t for you, that doesn’t mean you researched wrong. A lot of these things are subjective and giving birth in water without an epidural is not necessarily better for your baby, even though the natural childbirth community wants you to believe that it is. 


^^^^^^^^So much this. What is right for one person isn’t right for the next so research and come to your own conclusions about things!

oddl1ng:

naturalmomma:

crankymom:

Yes!

Yes, but REALLY research it. Don’t just read blogs, look at the actual peer reviewed research (hint: there isn’t any for some of it, like placenta encapsulation has no proven benefits). Be aware that a lot of pseudoscience (like ‘leaky gut syndrome’) can easily sound like real science. 

Also be aware that if you research something like cloth diapers and decide they aren’t for you, that doesn’t mean you researched wrong. A lot of these things are subjective and giving birth in water without an epidural is not necessarily better for your baby, even though the natural childbirth community wants you to believe that it is. 

^^^^^^^^
So much this. What is right for one person isn’t right for the next so research and come to your own conclusions about things!

(Source: plurmama, via ticklemechantelle)

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Anonymous asked: lol you left out your terrible eye brows when you were picking out your flaws seriously let them grow out and get a natural shape so they're not a perfect half circle you look like a clown

I’m honestly not sure what you’re talking about with the half circle thing. Maybe it’s because I often raise my eyebrows with expressions and things. I don’t know.I don’t have a strong arch and don’t really do a lot to my eyebrows other than clean them up. So yeah, you’ve got me. I’ve got weak eyebrow game.

And bro, my makeup makes me look more like a clown than anything else. Psh, weak ass insults.