Tastes Like Burning.

Wit is Educated Insolence

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I don’t know where the fuck this slug thinks it’s going but it better crawl it’s ass in the opposite direction the hell away from me.

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PPD

thekidzoo:

Do people seriously still not get it? When you have issues like this, you still love your kids. You still want to be a parent. You aren’t a bad person.
You have something WRONG with your body, hormones, emotions, etc. it makes you depressed.


Personally within my ppd, yes. I’ve thought about…

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I should watch Sherlock. I have the DVDs just sitting there so I should watch the damn show already.

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It’s like being excited for the new episode of Tool Academy only to find out they are playing a rerun that you’ve seen 26 times already.

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If I see one more post on my dashboard about the everlastingbalm/mamarazzi saga I may scream. Holy fuck.

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kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Man. You idiots have painfully low standards when it comes to guys.

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